* If you like decor that is 1800 Victorian mixed with Life's a Beach!, this place if for you!
* If you like a pet friendly place that has pet stains all over the carpet and is dirty, this place is for you! (Luckily, Old Navy is close by, so we could be flip flops on sale so our feet didn't have to touch any of the floors)
* If you like rickety, falling apart furniture, this place is for you!
* If you like a dirty, run down property that isn't maintained, this place is for you!
* If you like a Vrbo property that has NO amenities besides being told you can use any condiments others have left and old Halloween candy, this place if for you!
* If you like to have an overgrown yard that isn't maintained and you have to mow yourselves, this place if for you!
* If you don't expect nice outside furniture or a grill, this place is for you!
* If you like stained, unmatched bedding on your beds, this place is for you!
* If you like doors that have so much wood rot around them that you see the light around them, this place is for you!
* If you like to complain to the host because of the dirtiness of the property and NEVER get a response or a refund of even half the amount of the stay, this place is for you!
* If you like being on the phone with Vrbo Customer Service and get NO service or help because the pics and prior comments indicated a 5 star, this place if for you!
* The only good thing I can say about this place is the location was good.